to the three people who are reading this, happy 4th
of july!! or, as i like to call
it, “Happy Not Having a British Accent Day.” (okay, so maybe it’s actually july 6th (or now
actually july 9th) but i truly meant to post this on independence
day proper. apparently 3
kids, a summer cold, a trip to the ER, and seven stitches slowed my roll. i know, excuses…)
now, to a british person, independence day has a slightly
different meaning. it’s a day of
fireworks, of grilling, of strawberry shortcake, of hanging with friends, of hot
dogs, and of weeping over the demise of the british empire. naaaaaah, i jest. but not really. but kinda. not. actually,
i have said before, but i do in fact have the key to rebuilding the british empire: meat-flavoured snacks. who cares if the whole of the united
kingdom could fit into the state of california? who cares if, the occasional tabloid cover-aside, nobody
pays much attention to the royal family anymore? we have MARMITE! and frazzles! steak-and-onion-flavoured
potato chips!! chicken-and-stuffing-flavoured corn snacks!! i say
we could rebuild the bloody empire on salty and delicious meat-flavoured treats
alone! but i digress…
this independence day, bored of cereal and toast and of my kids
saying for the umpteenth time “cereal and toast are BOOOOORIIIING!” i decided
to make something new for breakfast.
i cracked open melissa clark’s “eat this now” and landed upon the fantastically-named
Mysterious David Dares Pancake. (apparently the real name is David Eyres Pancake, but
she spent most of her life thinking it was named after a young lad named david
who was terribly, terribly daring.
this is almost like me learning at the frighteningly late age of 15 that
the things by your collar aren’t, in fact, pronounced LAY-palls. awesome.)
so, full disclosure, this pancake is basically a glorified yorkshire
pudding, and the thought of serving something so very british for independence
day breakfast might have tickled me in all sorts of cheeky ways. but cheekiness-aside, this is truly a
mighty pancake to behold; it puffs up to glorious heights, is ever-so-slightly
stodgy in the middle, and is everything you look for in a fantastically simple,
yet somehow special breakfast. i
added strawberries for the red, the powdered sugar made the white, and
blueberries gave us (vaguely) blue.
all we needed was the dearly-departed jimi hendrix playing the star
spangled banner (or maybe god save the queen) as we ate, and it would have
been, frankly, perfect.
The Mysterious David Dares Pancake (adapted from “Eat This
Now” by melissa clark)
(serves two parents and a couple of apparently bored
children)
3 large eggs, lightly beaten
½ cup milk
¾ cup all purpose flour
¼ teaspoon grated nutmeg
pinch of salt
4 tablespoons unsalted butter (i used only 2 and it was more than enough. sweet: extra glass of wine for me tonight!)
2 tablespoons confectioners’ sugar
1 cup of strawberries, roughly chopped
½ cup milk
¾ cup all purpose flour
¼ teaspoon grated nutmeg
pinch of salt
4 tablespoons unsalted butter (i used only 2 and it was more than enough. sweet: extra glass of wine for me tonight!)
2 tablespoons confectioners’ sugar
1 cup of strawberries, roughly chopped
½ cup blueberries
preheat the oven to 425
degrees.
in a medium bowl, whisk
together the eggs, milk, flour, nutmeg and salt until combined. the mixture will still be a bit
lumpy. and that’s okay.
in a 9-inch skillet, melt
the butter over medium heat. when the butter has melted, lower the heat
slightly and allow the butter to brown just a titch.
pour the pancake batter into
the skillet and transfer it to the oven. bake until the pancake is golden brown
around the edges, about 15 minutes.
take the skillet out of the
oven and, using a fine-mesh sieve, shake the confectioners’ sugar over the
pancake.
note: when you take the
skillet out of the oven, don’t be ridiculous like me and attempt to grab it
bare-handed, forgetting that it’s hotter than the surface of the sun. can’t really recommend it.
return the skillet to the
oven until the butter has been absorbed into the pancake and the sugar is
lightly caramelized, an additional 2-3 minutes.
throw the fruit into the
middle, cut into wedges and serve immediately, adding a splash of lemon juice or a drizzle of maple syrup if
desired. celebrate one's country, be it star-spangled or union-jacked.