Sunday, February 16, 2014

tartare for now

perhaps one of these days i shall be one of those terribly professional bloggy people who think ahead, plan accordingly, and post about holidays, events and occasions actually before they occur.  (i think of those awfully well-kept people sometimes, with their perfectly-styled hair, their monogrammed hankies, and their groupon deals that they never allow to expire unused.  i wave at them as they sit inside hipster coffee houses, sipping macchiatos as they type.  i, meanwhile, am trying to scrape my suddenly boneless, tantruming 2 year-old off the floor, and that's when i realise that thanksgiving was 3 months ago, so maybe it’s time i write about stuffing and buttery mashed potatoes.)  but until that day, my sweet four readers, let us say Happy-Two-Days-After-Valentine’s-Day and let’s talk about love.

there are a few different ways i generally show people my love for them.  one is perhaps after a titch too much wine, and it involves draping of body parts, lots of hugging, and earnest (if sloppy) declarations of heartfelt affection and general adoration.  yes, there is that.  but the other way i show people that i care is by cooking for them.  there is something primal perhaps in the giving of sustenance, of providing for the ones you love, but it’s also more than that.  it’s saying, “hey, you in the corner?  see THIS?  i did it for you.  because i love you.”  what better thing than a plate full of love to say those three little words?  (and i don’t mean “are you hungry.”)


love is THE most important thing in this world.  hands (and spatulas) down.  love is kind.  love is blind.  (i promise this shan’t all rhyme like seuss.  though he would no doubt approve of this message.)  love is, as far as i’m concerned, the single reason that we are all here on this strange little rock.  (well, love and wine and salted caramels and pop music and pickles and salsa-dancing at midnight, perhaps.) 

nineteen valentine’s days ago i stood in my high school library, with shaking hands and a pounding heart, reading to a sizable crowd e e cummings’ “i carry your heart with me.” part of the reason i was nervous was the fact that i was never terribly good at public speaking.  (and by “never terribly good” i pretty much mean hindenburg bad.  the humanity!)  but another part of the reason for my shaky hands and pounding heart was the enormous crush i had on the boy who was standing next to me at the time.  this year, and nineteen valentine’s days later, to thank said boy for putting up with my occasionally moody, sometimes irrational, and always stubborn ways (yes, dear, i admit it.  just this once.  don’t get used to it), i decided to surprise him with a recreation of one of his favourite dishes from his favourite restaurant.  he is apparently not alone in this food-crush, as bon appetit named joule’s beef tartare their dish of the year, and for good reason.  it takes the french classic, adds some texture and a punch of spice, and gives it a korean kick in the (pine) nuts.  okay, yes, it was hours of prep and faffing to serve something not actually, in fact, cooked.  but it was bloody delicious, it was special, it put a smile on my boy-crush’s face, and it was a labour of love.  and love, as they say, is, in fact, all you need.  

(well, love and…)


joule’s beef tartare (adapted from joule, one of seattle’s most excellent restaurants)


PICKLED ASIAN PEAR
1/2 cup unseasoned rice vinegar
1/4 cup sugar
2 tsp. mustard seeds
1/2 asian pear, unpeeled, cut into ¼” cubes

bring vinegar, sugar, mustard seeds, and ½ cup water to a boil in a small saucepan, stirring to dissolve sugar. reduce heat and simmer, stirring occasionally, until mustard seeds are soft, 25–35 minutes. Let cool, then mix pear into vinegar/mustard seed mixture. let sit at least 30 minutes, but can be made a day ahead.

SOY DRESSING
1 garlic clove, finely grated
⅓ cup soy sauce
1 tbsp. sugar
1 tsp. mustard powder
1 tsp. grated peeled ginger
1 tsp. gochugaru (coarse korean red pepper powder) or ¼ tsp. crushed red pepper flakes

whisk garlic, soy sauce, sugar, mustard powder, ginger, and gochugaru in a large bowl.  cover and refrigerate until ready to use.

SPICY AIOLI
2 large egg yolks
2 tsp. (or more) unseasoned rice vinegar
1 tsp. gochugaru
½ tsp. mustard powder
kosher salt (because if it’s not kosher salt, it’s just not kosher)
⅓ cup vegetable oil
2 tsp. mentaiko (marinated cod or pollock roe; optional)

whisk egg yolks, vinegar, gochugaru, mustard powder, and a pinch of salt in a medium bowl. whisking constantly, slowly drizzle in oil until aioli is thickened and emulsified. gently mix in roe, if using (i didn’t.  as i’m a pansy and fish eggs scare me).  season with salt and more vinegar, if desired.  cover and refrigerate until ready to use.

WATERCRESS SALAD AND ASSEMBLY
⅓ cup pine nuts
1lb. beef, as fresh as your butcher can give you.  i used filet mignon.  
2 scallions, thinly sliced
1 bunch watercress, tough stems trimmed
1 tbsp. vegetable oil
2 tsp. red wine vinegar
kosher salt and freshly ground black pepper

toast pine nuts in a dry skillet over medium heat until golden brown. 
trim all connective tissue from beef and discard; cut meat into ¼" cubes. place meat in a medium bowl and press plastic wrap directly onto surface of meat; chill until ready to serve (can be done a couple of hours ahead, but not more.)
just before serving, combine beef, pine nuts, scallions, and soy dressing in a clean bowl. drain pickled asian pear and gently mix into tartare. toss watercress with oil and vinegar; season with salt and pepper.
spread some spicy aioli on each plate. top with tartare and watercress salad.  
serve with bubbly and effusive declarations of adoration.  


love.

Wednesday, January 8, 2014

miss congee-niality

i never planned to fall in love with congee.  this was not an arranged marriage, no long courtship.  i frequently passed congee in the hallway without a second glance, i denied congee’s facebook friend request, i barely even made eye contact with congee across the crowded high school cafeteria.   if hand-crafted ramen and kimchi-fried rice are the jake ryans of the asian carb world, then congee is the anthony michael hall; frankly a bit weedy, rather insipid, and oft outshined by burly teens in plaid shirts and sweater vests who drive red sports cars and wear a soulful gaze like it’s never going out of style (hint: it’s not).

my apparent aversion to breakfast leads me down many roads: smoothies?  worth a shot.  oatmeal?  i suppose i can dig that.  a handful of almonds on the run?  it’ll do.  but more often than not i sadly end up skipping breakfast, which we all know by now is the 8th  cardinal sin.  or is that 13th?  i get these things confused.  regardless, it’s a foodie and metabolism no-no.  this much i know for sure:  Avoid Like Plague Thy Corn Syrup of High Fructose, Never Shalt Thy Use Frozen Scallops, and Thy Shalt NEVER EVAH Skip Breakfast!!

the other night, stricken by a plague of insomnia, i lay in bed browsing recipes at 3am.  i happened upon an article about congee, and it got me thinking.  maybe here’s another way to conquer my leftovers problem; to cull the population of half-portions left to die a slow death in the wasteland of my fridge, and to turn them into delicious possibilities.  and maybe, just maybe, with having ready made breakfasts on hand, who knows, i might actually have something for my morning meal other than my obligatory cup of the good coffee crack.  congee, let’s go for a ride…


CONGEE (an apology to breakfast)


leftover rice (i use brown and feel less guilty.  marginally.)
water or stock

combine leftover rice with water or stock (or a combination) in roughly a 1:2 ratio.  simmer over low heat for 1.5ish hours (until thick and creamy).  congee can now be stored in fridge in a covered container for 5 days or so, ready to whip out for an almost-instant breakfast.  praise the lord!

show time: put as much rice as you’re hungry for in a bowl (you know your appetites better than i do, people) and reheat until warm.  add a splash of soy sauce, stir through, and then get ready for the fun part…

toppings:

the trick to making congee anything worth eating is (with apologies to anthony michael hall) the toppings.  the accessories.  the bling.  the options are, frankly, limitless. here are a few of my faves:

ginger-scallion sauce

a devilishly moreish sauce from the mind of david chang, it’s as easy as pie, and as addictive as crack.  combine sliced scallions, grated ginger, a glug of neutral-flavoured oil, a splash of soy sauce, and a dash of vinegar.  mix and enjoy.  on everything.  seriously.  (and yes, i just used almost every non-measured “measurement” in one sentence.  if only it also called for a “knob of butter…”)

grumpy asian lady chile sauce

i suppose i could look the actual name up, but i’ve never needed it in 15 years of cooking.  however, this adds zing to most things i eat.  thank you, grumpy asian lady, whomever you may be.


poached egg

less scary than it sounds.  bring a pan of water and a splash of vinegar to a boil, use a spoon to make a whirlpool in the middle (meanwhile pretending you’re some sort of warlock or some such), crack an egg into the swirling vortex, remove from heat, and cover.  five minutes later you have a perfectly poached egg and tom collichio wants to give you a foot-rub.  boom.

leftover protein goodness

my fridge is usually never without some kind of leftover protein from some recent dinner or another.  shredded pork, thinly-sliced steak, grilled salmon, these will all elevate your breakfast goodness whilst giving you a much-appreciated energy boost to help survive the morning.  protein FTW!


this is one of my recent efforts topped with baby shiitakes (which my friend grew for me.  truth), spinach, sliced steak, pickled mustard greens (one of my obsessions, see previous posts for further explanation), and grumpy asian lady chile sauce.  but, frankly, this is combination one of millions.  anything goes, my friends.  and between us?  if this is too barmy for breakfast, then it makes a mighty-fine lunch (or dinner), too.  and if you’ve no leftover rice?  i’ve done the same toppings with some soba noodles, and haven’t skipped a beat.  start your own Breakfast Club today, people.  and somebody be sure to invite The Geek…

Monday, December 2, 2013

holiday. celebrate.

in the words of a very wise woman who once may have had conical boobies and rubber bracelets: “holiday.  celebrate.”  the days are getting shorter, the shoppers are getting that crazy look in their side-eye, and the cooking magazines are enticing us with glossy pictures of perfectly roasted birds and glistening cuts of prime rib.  honestly, if you get rid of all that stuff about togetherness and joy and cheer and whatnot, what are the holidays all about?  food.  truly, i am thankful for the room in my stomach for the food that i am about to inhale.  god bless us, every one.


i joke, but to be terribly honest, i do somewhat buy into the holiday spiel.  not the industry-sponsored, overly-schmaltzy, Rob-Lowe-Stars-In-Hallmark-Holiday-Channel’s-A-Very-Special-Christmas-Shoes part 
(for realsies, by the way)


but the magic of the season does make my toes tingle a wee bit.  i remember as a child setting out the glass of whiskey and mince pie for father christmas (santa said “screw the glass of milk, it’s happy hour” in my house) and busting at the seams with excitement that it was gone in the morning.  (and i’m only marginally sure that it wasn’t my older brother nicking st. nick’s cocktail.)  christmas trees still stand proudly atop my Top Five List of favourite smells, the “charlie brown christmas” CD never gets old, and though now i’m the one sipping a mimosa and watching my kids tear into their stockings, the magic still lives on.  i’m a whore for the holidays.  a ho ho ho... ho.

so, with two down and one still to go, let us talk about those fabulous winter holidays and count down The Top Five List of THannukahGivingMas!

1) christmas mornings.  
these should be about excitement, about stockings, and about absolutely zero faff.  enter your new favourite christmas breakfast recipe: cheese & onion strata.  easy as pie, completely do-ahead, amazing with or without sriracha to spice it up.  you’re welcome.



1 baguette, cut into 1/2-ish" slices and left to go stale
6 spring onions, roughly sliced
10 oz-ish cheese, grated (mozzarella, cheddar, parmesan, whatever tickles your fancy)
1/2 cup sour cream
6 free-range eggs

arrange the stale baguette slices in a layer in a shallow dish.

place the spring onions and cheese into a food processor.  add the sour cream and eggs, then blend until smooth.

pour the cheese and egg mixture over the bread in the dish, cover with cling film, and leave in the fridge to soak overnight.

when ready to cook, preheat the oven to 375, then bake for 30 minutes, or until completely cooked through.  

eat as stockings are demolished and mimosas are downed.  boom.

2) hanukkah.  
as of a while back, team Jo proudly celebrates hanukkah.  this was at middle menschkin’s behest, but gladly adopted by the five of us.  



jewish-by-association we became, and i couldn’t be happier to welcome mensches and latkes into my home.  yes, british people might traditionally have a different bent towards fried potatoes, but latkes might just be my favourite yet.  let's turn to my old friend yottam for the recipe...  http://tinyurl.com/lozljtg



3) the pacific northwest.  
okay, not terribly themed towards the holidays, but still.  i am proud and delighted to live where i do where the beaches look like this:



and the oysters look like this:



by the by, at a recent house rental in oregon, without the means to shuck oysters nor to grill them, we had to resort to a quick roast.  my clever dad, with nary a culinary bone to his body, suggested we use a muffin tin to balance them.  



genius.  never doing them another way, done, boom.  move over macklemore and minaj, i might just have another sous chef.

speaking of...

4) my sous-chefs
i am thankful for 18 months of constant support from my excellent imaginary sous chefs nicki minaj and macklemore.  without you i would be lost in my kitchen, desperately searching for a hoppty hoop hoop and putting my hands up like the ceiling can’t hold us.  all of us function better with a good supporting cast, imaginary or otherwise.  word.



5) my community
perhaps most of all, and especially at this time of year, i am thankful for friends old and new; those people who always have my back, who are there for me no matter what, and who make this place my home.  you awesome people, you complete me.  


now let us gather around the droopy charlie brown christmas tree, let us carve the roast beast, let us sing as if the best way to spread christmas cheer is by singing loud for all to hear (or perhaps like the ceiling can’t hold us) and let us realise that the holidays don’t come from a store, they mean a little bit more.  goddammit, people, happy bloody THanukkahGivingMas, INNIT!!

Tuesday, October 1, 2013

no shishito, sherlock

you know that kind of meal that changes everything?  that makes you feel like somehow, in some way, your life shall never be the same again?  that makes you want to escape saturday morning detention and do crazy 80’s dancing in the school library instead, as you defy stereotypes of simple terms and convenient definitions?  the kind of meal that makes you find yourself, months later, sitting at your desk typing in such absurdly dramatic fashion that you almost don’t believe it yourself?  enough, let us holster our hyperbole, stash our john hughes references, and talk about rice cakes…

asian rice cakes are, let’s not mince words here, awesomesauce.  (and i don’t use words ending in “–sauce” lightly.)  now, these aren’t the crunchy, airy discs of near-cardboard you’ll find in the snack aisle, dredged in dust and a complete dearth of flavour.  no, no.  these are like noodles to the nth degree; rice compressed into a single bite that is at once dense, chewy, toothsome and delicious.  i have a weakness for rice cakes in the same way that i do for dumplings: for me, one is george clooney, the other is matt damon.  no matter which one ends up on your plate, either way you’re watching ocean’s 11, someone’s awfully dishy, and you’re one happy camper.

i had a spectacular night out at Joule this summer; one of my favourite restaurants.  less breakfast club, more dinner club, but just as life-changingly awesome.  i now know, for one, that should i ever be in the dire situation of choosing a last meal, it’s going to be crispy rice cakes with chorizo and pickled mustard greens.  done and boom.


the food at Joule (and its sister restaurant, Revel) is beyond amazing; the kind that lives on in your taste memory, igniting appetites and yelling rousing battle cries, “to the kitchen!  stand by your spatula!”  never one to ignore my appetite, i decided that, by gum, if i couldn’t eat at these restaurants every weekend, then i would just bring the mountain to me.  a food detective i became, jotting down scrawled (more scrawled the more wine i drank) notes breaking down what i believed the flavours to be. 


some chili, for sure.  salty: perhaps soy?  the sauce was sweet, but also pungent.  it was almost miso-like in its somewhat fermented, funky way.  armed with my pages of notes and conspiracy theories, i donned my deerstalker and headed off to my local asian supermarché.  middle menschkin agreed to be my watson, dressing in what she deemed an appropriate way. 


hmm.  perhaps more ron swanson meets dolly parton, but still.  off we went, regardless.  after scouring the aisles of uwajimaya, i discovered a chili paste made with…  fermented beans.  ding ding!  slap my bum and call me sherlock, i think we’ve cracked it!  home we rolled to 221B baker street, armed with ssamjang, doenjang, gochujang, some other things ending in –jang, and by george we set to work…


crispy rice cakes with chorizo and pickled mustard greens (attempting to live up to the wonderful original that you can order from Joule)


sauce:
½ cup water
¼ cup sugar
1 cup ssamjang (fermented bean & chili paste)
2 tbsps soy sauce
2 tsps rice vinegar

1/2lb good-quality bulk chorizo (local peeps, i like the kind you can buy from ballard market)
1 pack frozen rice cakes, thawed
¼ cup finely-chopped pickled mustard greens
2 tbsps thinly-sliced shallots

to make the sauce, heat the water and sugar in a saucepan until the sugar dissolves.  add the ssamjang paste and stir until it’s incorporated and smooth.  stir in soy sauce and vinegar, then simmer for 5 minutes or a titch longer until it has reduced & thickened somewhat.

in a skillet over medium heat, sauté chorizo until cooked through.  remove chorizo from pan, leaving 1-2 tbsps of oil behind.  add rice cakes and sauté until cooked through and crispy on the outside, 3 mins or so on each side.  (take care to not cook too long, as i have been known to do, or they can become a bit stodgy.)

add sauce to the pan with the rice cakes, add chorizo, and stir to coat.  sprinkle the pickled mustard greens on top, then the scallions, and dig in.  (if eating the real thing in Joule, try not to order a 3rd or 4th portion.  it’s hard…)


for those of you who might be interested, and want the short-hand recipes, the other dishes at SleuthFeast were as follows: 

Revel’s braised short rib dumplings:

shred meat from braised short ribs, mix with some sautéed ginger, garlic and shallots.  add some finely chopped scallions, soy sauce, and sesame oil.  stuff dumpling wrappers with 1 tbsp filling.  


pan-fry and serve with chili oil.


david chang’s cured hamachi with horseradish-edamame puree and furikake:

i used the more sustainable black cod, and it still tasted great.  pound some peppercorns and coriander seed, add some salt and sugar, and coat your piece of fish.  leave to cure in fridge for 2-3 hours.  puree cooked edamame with grated horseradish, soy sauce, and water, then strain.  thinly slice fish and serve sprinkled with furikake seasoning and sauce, with some pea shoots to garnish.


shishito peppers:

wash shishito peppers and sauté whole with a glug of olive oil for 10 minutes or so until slightly charred and wilted.  sprinkle with a little salt and serve.  (i ate these so fast, i have no photo of them.  love these bites of happy spicy goodness.)

and momofuku pork buns:

i’ll let the good people of epicurious explain this one.  we used pre-made buns from the freezer section of our asian supermarché, but they were still heavenly.  

in conclusion, i don’t know which of these recipes was the brain, the athlete, the princess, the basket case, or the criminal… but i do know that my weekend in cooking detention was worth every bloody bit of it.  and i, for one, can’t wait to do it all over again. 


does that answer your question?  

sincerely yours, the dinner club.